FLAVOR GODS FREE
I made a vow to never add any fillers or preservatives - 150 countries and over 1 million customers later FlavorGod Seasonings (and now Coffee) are guilt free & blended and bottled in the U.S.A. You take a pansy’s spread like Mayonnaise, ask what it can do for you, and the answer is always a simple “nothing.” On the other hand, if you raise high a bottle of French’s yellow mustard and ask that shit what it can do for you, there is no answer - you can’t quantify limitless possibilities, and you certainly can’t quantify perfection. I started blending seasonings after realizing how much sodium, sugar and preservatives are added to store bought seasonings. Mustard is the only food that when it comes to it, the sky really is the limit. There’s yellow mustard, dijon mustard, horseradish mustard, English mustard, German mustard, mustard powder, wine mustard, brown mustard, and many, many more. It might be a little acidic or hard to swallow the first time around, but there’s a reason they call mustard the deadliest drug of all time: the more you do it, the better it gets, but at the same time it gets harder and harder to get that initial mustard high.Įven if mustard does have some downsides, it manages to make up for these not only with its aforementioned godly flavor, but also with the sheer versatility of the mustard family. You can eat it straight, you can drink it from the bottle, or - my personal favorite - you can get yourself two slices of unadulterated Wonderbread and slather that shit all over those sliced fuckers. Flavor God creates delicious seasonings for all of your cooking needs. For those in the know, however, mustard is not only a great condiment, but undoubtedly the greatest condiment of all time. Buttery Cinnamon Roll Seasoning Topper Mix by Flavor God - Premium All Natural & Healthy Topper.
But you know what you can do with mustard? You can eat that shit, you can eat that shit real good.įor the uninitiated, this might seem like an off-putting concept, or perhaps even an appalling one if you’re truly a lost soul. Mustard - you can’t boof it, can’t snort it, can’t shoot slithers of that sweet yellow muck into your veins.
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